Being French

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While doing time here in France, I have picked up on some (they are limitless) of the nuances of being a young Frenchman. If you're 16-22:
  • It's OK to wear capri pants
  • It's OK to drive a scooter around town
  • Any 80s hairstyle is acceptable. You get bonus points if it involves gel, mousse and hairspray, and also for combining styles, like the mohawk-mullett.
  • In terms of fashion, sports apparel is the order of the day. All-white is perfectly acceptable.
  • The shoes must be Puma - ideally the motorsports "slipper" type
  • Bling is essential - gold is preferred to silver, of course

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